Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a remote control to operate the microwave.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, they try to exhibit her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she makes sloths look hyperactive.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks by the bank, they pour out spare change for her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a poncho, it looks like a tent.

Yo mama is so short, she could parachute off a barstool.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to a museum, the dinosaurs started reminiscing about the good old days.

Yo mama is so lazy, she goes to sleep with a wake-up call.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize a calculator.

Yo mama is so short, she models for travel-sized toiletries.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she naps in different positions.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, there were only three subjects: reading, writing, and wheezing.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror looks away.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs wallpaper on the TV.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a bumper sticker that says 'Honk if you're her son.'

Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell, she had to yell 'DING DONG!' herself.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a tattoo of a remote control so she wouldn't have to move to change the channel.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to Taco Bell, she has to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the store, she buys a shopping cart for her shopping cart.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the zookeepers mistake her for an exhibit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she just jogs her memory.