Yo mama is so short, she rollerskates under the bed.

Yo mama is so short, she plays handball against the curb.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she was baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama is so slow, she had to chase a parked car.

Yo mama is so mean, she makes her own sweat cry.

Yo mama is so mean, she uses her own tears to flavor her food.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat can fry an egg.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she couldn't hit water even if she fell out of a boat.

Yo mama is so mean, she goes to therapy to learn how to be more cruel.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a pillow.

Yo mama is so big, when she steps on a scale it says 'one at a time, please'.

Yo mama is so smelly, she uses bacon as deodorant.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a somersault and kicked Jesus in the face.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the beach, the tide goes out.

Yo mama is so pale, the sun got a restraining order against her.

Yo mama is so tech savvy, she screenshots recipes instead of saving them.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she took a job as a historian and forgot what she did for a living.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need internet. She's already world wide.

Yo mama is so mean, she has a punch card for the exorcist.

Yo mama is so dirty, that even the sun is wearing sunglasses.