Yo mama is so lazy, she takes naps during her coffee breaks.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless earbud.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a car with a sunroof because she heard it helps with gas mileage.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a slingshot to floss her teeth.

Yo mama is so short, she limbo dances under garden gnomes.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection avoids eye contact.

Yo mama is so lazy, she takes the elevator to go downhill.

Yo mama is so old, she watched the invention of fire on TV.

Yo mama is so hairy, her ponytail has split ends.

Yo mama is so ugly, she modeled for a scarecrow.

Yo mama is so lazy, she ziplines in her dreams.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to put a battery in a light socket.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a part-time job as Cousin It's stunt double.

Yo mama is so short, she models for travel-sized clothing.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the mirror calls her hideous.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they taught history in real time.

Yo mama is so lazy, she falls asleep while watching paint dry.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the zoo, they hand her a broom.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a supercomputer for football plays.

Yo mama is so lazy, she naps standing up.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, squirrels throw her nuts.