Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the wild animals pet her.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, the dinosaurs ask for her autograph.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she wears a bikini, she looks like a Shar Pei.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to church, she sits on the curb and dangles her feet in the air.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies in gumball machines.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so mean, she has a picture of herself in her wallet... to remind herself not to give money to strangers.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks in the kitchen, the oil pops out of the pan saying, 'I quit!'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she visits the zoo, the animals mistake her for one of their own.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her to make a long story short, she wrote a novel.

Yo mama so hairy, Sasquatch takes pictures of her.

Yo mama so loud, she made the neighbors call the cops on the TV.

Yo mama so lazy, she moved into an elevator and called it home.

Yo mama so loud, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her if I could borrow a pencil, she bit me and said it was a loan shark.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo mama so lazy, she got fired from a blow-up doll factory for being lazy on the job.

Yo mama so loud, her whisper can be heard on the other side of the world.

Yo mama so short, she does pull-ups on a Cheerio.

Yo mama so short, she uses a smartphone as a flip phone.

Yo mama so short, she has to climb a ladder to see what's on top of the fridge.