Yo mama is so slow, when she took a walk in the park, people thought she was a statue.

Yo mama is so old, she remembers when Rainforest Cafe was just called 'Outside'.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a kind of refund.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks the dog, the neighbors call animal control.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks past the garbage can, she says 'Hey, who put a TV on the curb?'

Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks by a KFC, people accuse her of stealing their secret recipe.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she dances, she slips on her own floor.

Yo mama is so tall, she does cartwheels without bending her knees.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to do the moonwalk, she tripped over the sun.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies on a dollhouse.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a treadmill, she filed it under 'Furniture'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to climb Mt. Everest, she tripped over a pebble.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a job interview and was hired as a turtle.

Yo mama is so greasy, the ocean wants to drill for oil on her forehead.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rainbow and grazed the moon with her nose.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to audition for a role in a movie and was cast as the stunt double.

Yo mama is so silly, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so cheap, she played the lottery by yelling out random numbers.

Yo mama is so boring, at her job, they call her 'The Human Ambien'.

Yo mama is so small, she accidentally swallowed her own Fitbit.

Yo mama is so dirty, even a Roomba wouldn't go near her.