Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, kids try to launch her back into the water.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she asks someone to tuck herself in.

Yo mama is so tall, she uses a yardstick to pick her nose.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize Netflix.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama is so tall, her blood type is skyscraper positive.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to Vegas, they changed the strip to a one-way.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the salon, they have to call for backup.

Yo mama is so tall, she went to the moon and didn't need a rocket.

Yo mama is so old, when she breastfeeds, the milk comes out as powder.

Yo mama is so short, she drive-bys on tricycles.

Yo mama is so poor, when I told her it was chilly outside, she took a spoon.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes swimming, the water gets out and takes a shower.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about the virus going around, she bought Corona beer for protection.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsay calls her recipes a national disaster.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to email someone, the postage stamp expired.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, when she smiles, she looks like a Venetian blind.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Legos.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she uses a smartphone, it turns into a flip phone.

Yo mama is so ghetto, her idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a bag of chips.

Yo mama is so tall, when she walks through a revolving door, she takes the building with her.