Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she brings her own Happy Meal toy.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the soup kitchen.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the history books were still being written.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives off the bottom bunk.

Yo mama is so short, she does push-ups under the front door.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to eat a credit card because she heard it had cashback rewards.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks the dog, people ask what breed it is.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the ATM, it dispenses coupons.

Yo mama is so short, when she does a cartwheel, she kicks herself in the chin.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to make a call with a calculator.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes a selfie, even the camera breaks.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks by a lemonade stand, they give her free samples.

Yo mama is so short, when she plays hide and seek, she hides under the welcome mat.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to book a flight on a treadmill.

Yo mama is so lazy, she moved next to a drive-thru so she wouldn't have to walk inside.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the bakery to 'catch' the dough.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sits in the passenger seat and steers with her foot.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she dropped her phone, she waited for someone to pick it up for her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize a list of numbers.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses a flashlight to save electricity.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she put her car keys in the ignition and couldn't find her car.