Yo mama is so dumb, she put her phone on Airplane mode and threw it in the sky.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for portraits with ants.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barbershop, they asked if she wanted a fade or a forest.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to drop it like it's hot and threw out her back.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper thanked her for returning the gorilla.

Yo mama is so old, when she listens to the radio, she hears gossip about Noah.

Yo mama is so poor, she opened a Gmail account just to eat the spam.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to bed, she set an alarm for the snooze button.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Christmas tree toppers.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portrait makes Slender Man run away.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a sponge.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's on the slow cooker diet.

Yo mama is so short, she does pull-ups on a keychain.

Yo mama is so hairy, her razor blade wears a hazmat suit.

Yo mama is so clumsy, her shadow trips over itself.

Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a survey by leaving blank the 'name' section.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she brings a selfie stick.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her to do the robot, she went out and bought a Roomba.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got an award for Best Performance in a Werewolf movie.

Yo mama is so skinny, that if she stands in the wind, she’ll blow away.