Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the doctor, they give her a dog treat.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a high five.

Yo mama is so greasy, she leaves fingerprints on paper.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the dentist, they only had wooden toothpicks.

Yo mama is so short, she rides ants for horses.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the salon, they ask her to sign a waiver.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes to the beach, she leaves oil slicks in the water.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, the tour guide introduced her as an exhibit.

Yo mama is so short, when she jumps, she makes a wish on the floor.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a used napkin and calls it a fan.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the Grand Canyon, she got stuck.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a royal bodyguard.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks on the sidewalk, people slip and slide behind her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't have books, they had stone tablets.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they gave her a bulk discount.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the aquarium, the whales started singing 'We are family'.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was taking lessons from her.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with Legos.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs cheat codes to play Wii Fit.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she wears a mask, the mask apologizes.