Yo mama is so cheap, she buys vintage air from eBay.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burped, her stomach did all the work.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on her toes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, he charges for two haircuts.

Yo mama is so smelly, even skunks hold their noses around her.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked for gum, she handed me a piece already chewed.

Yo mama is so stinky, she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama is so dumb, she got lost in a supermarket and starved to death.

Yo mama is so stubborn, she argues with the automated answering machine.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the ATM, it reads her a bedtime story.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the gym, she parked in the handicap spot.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off a flat Earth.

Yo mama is so tall, she has to duck to go through a doorway.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA mistook her for a new planet.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she gets a DNA test, it comes back blank.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked her iPhone for a Wi-Fi password.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she swims in the ocean, she leaves a wake of seaweed behind her.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a rainbow.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to dig for the toy in the Happy Meal.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Darth Vader when he was just a toddler.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a dollar bill.