Yo mama is so short, she poses for game pieces!

Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes a bull in a china shop look graceful.

Yo mama is so lazy, she won a marathon for napping.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over virtual reality.

Yo mama is so lazy, she won a gold medal in the couch Olympics.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she stepped outside, traffic stopped to let her back in.

Yo mama is so old, her birthday is April Fool's Day.

Yo mama is so slow, when she played the race card, she lost.

Yo mama's so dirty, she used a leaf blower to clean her broom.

Yo mama's so cheap, she waves around an ice cube and calls it a mobile phone.

Yo mama's so poor, she hangs used toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the bed.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has a five o'clock shadow at noon.

Yo mama's so dirty, she thought a quarterback was a refund from playing football.

Yo mama's so cheap, when she goes to the store, she licks other people's fingers to turn the pages of the catalog.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'School bus!'

Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she licks other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and all the barber said was 'Next!'

Yo mama's so old, when she breastfeeds, it's powdered milk.

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a bookmark in her driver's license.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the pet store, they mistook her for a gorilla.