Yo mama so hairy, her ponytail looks like a Chia Pet.

Yo mama so lazy, she thinks a light workout is switching to decaf.

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the elephants thought a new friend arrived.

Yo mama so clumsy, when she went to pick fruit, she tripped over an apple.

Yo mama so dirty, roaches carry disinfectant wipes when they see her coming.

Yo mama so lazy, when she decided to get in shape, she chose a round one.

Yo mama so weak, she can't even throw shade.

Yo mama so clumsy, she fell off a cliff while playing Candy Crush.

Yo mama so weak, she waves around a rubber chicken and calls it poultry.

Yo mama so poor, when she walks past the TV, the channels change.

Yo mama so dirty, rats throw her a shower.

Yo mama so weak, she can't even open a bag of chips.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she only orders from the dollar menu.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't cook, she just microwaves air.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her where the remote was, she said 'Just clap'.

Yo mama so old, when she opens her mouth, dust comes out.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so old, when she farts, bats fly out.

Yo mama so hairy, she uses a tumbleweed as a hairbrush.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't pet the dog, she has the dog pet her.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to the dollar store just to browse.