Yo mama is so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard about the Last Supper, she wanted a doggie bag.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she gets in the bathtub, the water jumps out.

Yo mama is so mean, she ironed out her wrinkles.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do push-ups, she does push-downs.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't wait for the toast to pop up - she digs for it.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat can deep fry a turkey.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a ham sandwich and calls it a hamd-wich.

Yo mama is so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for apples in hot grease.

Yo mama is so short, when she plays mini golf, she plays on a keyboard.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went skydiving, Sasquatch tried to take her picture.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked to see her ID, she showed me a food stamp.

Yo mama is so mean, she has a kick-me sign on her own back.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon grease as lip balm.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a fancy chess move.

Yo mama is so short, she pole-vaults over a dime.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a wireless router.

Yo mama is so hairy, she took a DNA test and it came back Bigfoot positive.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brings a remote control to a live concert.

Yo mama so lazy, she got fired from the banana factory for throwing away the bent ones.