Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in a Wookiee cosplay.

Yo mama is so short, she does limbo under the dining table.

Yo mama is so fat, her Bluetooth name is 'Cholesterol'.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she plays Minecraft, she builds a dirt mansion.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses Chewbacca as a hairbrush.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives off the step stool.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow suit, people call her 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a red dress, she looks like a thermometer.

Yo mama is so cheap, she makes a lemonade stand with one lemon.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a dollar store calculator and calls it a smartphone.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sends a text to the TV to change the channel.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her a week to get through a revolving door.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up paper plates as fine china.

Yo mama is so lazy, she makes her bed at night and sleeps on the floor.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around Monopoly money and calls it her savings.

Yo mama is so loud, she can deafen a drummer.

Yo mama is so dumb, she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.

Yo mama is so ugly, the government uses her picture as a scarecrow.

Yo mama is so trashy, every time she walks by a garbage can, it throws itself out.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo mama is so greasy, her face could oil the Tin Man.