Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she does anti-activities.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a speed test and failed.

Yo mama is so dirty, flies won't even buzz around her.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has to part her hair to see the TV.

Yo mama is so short, she gets her clothes from Build-A-Bear.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she bought a rocking chair and calls it treadmill.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off the 2020 calendar.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she trips, the earth shakes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they give her a broom.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog to conclusions, she takes the bus.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears skinny jeans, they look like capris.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses her index finger to dial the phone to save money on the toll call.

Yo mama is so boring, her dream catcher caught the snooze button.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she can burn water.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Scooby-Doo can't solve that mystery.

Yo mama is so fat, her spirit animal is a jellyfish.

Yo mama is so small, she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama is so fat, she put on her belt with a boomerang.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put a rubber band around the bottom of the shower head to stop it from falling off.