Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless shoelace.

Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on her toe, she said she was cashing in her disability check.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she slides into second base, she displaces the shortstop.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she can make a Shar-Pei jealous.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a remote control as a Dumbbell.

Yo mama is so old, her breast milk expired.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time statue.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gots afros on her nails.

Yo mama is so poor, her front and back door are the same thing.

Yo mama is so lazy, her favorite hobby is watching paint dry.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought KFC was a radio station.

Yo mama is so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so fat, her belt size is 'Equator.'

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a dustpan and calls it a vacuum cleaner.

Yo mama is so greasy, she leaves fingerprints on mirrors.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she looks like a Shar Pei.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she goes to the store to buy a ladder, falls off, and sues.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a drive-thru, she parks and orders delivery.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on the floor.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.