Yo mama is so hairy, when she lifts her arms, it looks like she has Chewbacca in a headlock.

Yo mama's so lazy, she watches the microwave to see if the food is ready.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama's so poor, burglars broke in her house and left money.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a thought.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat Yoda.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses the equator as a belt.

Yo mama's so hairy, she grooms with a weed whacker.

Yo mama's so fat, she once stepped on a scale and it read 'One at a time, please'.

Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped over a wireless charger.

Yo mama's so short, she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama's so hairy, she stars in Don King's wigs commercials.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got fired from a volunteer job.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so short, when she goes to the movies, she sits on the curb.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they put her in the primate exhibit.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she trips over a thought.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't play hide and seek, she plays hide and sleep.

Yo mama's so poor, when she hears about the last supper, she thinks she missed breakfast.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.