Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't jog, she logs.

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama's so old, when God said 'Let there be light,' she flipped the switch.

Yo mama's so lazy, when she goes to a restaurant, she just orders water and lemon wedges.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a type of refund.

Yo mama's so cheap, when she goes to a garage sale, she asks for a discount.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for smiley face emojis.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't even come in.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her for a penny for my thoughts, she said she couldn't afford it.

Yo mama's so tall, she gets a discount every time it rains.

Yo mama's so old, when she goes to a museum, the exhibits look back.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she trips on a wireless charger.

Yo mama's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so dark, when she sits in a car, the GPS thinks it's night.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't chase paper, she chases paper plates.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs more than you.

Yo mama's so slow, when she tried to donate blood, they asked her for seconds.

Yo mama's so cheap, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama's so small, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so noisy, she wakes up the neighbors when she thinks.