Yo mama is so old, her birthstone is the Flintstones.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks by the bank, it raises interest rates.

Yo mama is so bald, even a marble couldn't get a grip on her head.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a chess piece.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought Bluetooth was a dental condition.

Yo mama is so tall, when she jumps, she gets stuck in orbit.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat Moses.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the grocery store, they put her on the cover of National Geographic.

Yo mama is so poor, when she tells the time, she only has one hand.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over the Wi-Fi.

Yo mama is so bald, she uses car wax to shine her head.

Yo mama is so slow, when she ran a race, they had time to build a house at the finish line.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with a magnifying glass.

Yo mama is so bald, even a worm wouldn't use her head as bait.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she put her phone on Airplane mode and thought it would fly.

Yo mama is so tall, when she steps on the scale, it says 'one at a time, please'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she asked for a glass of water and it turned into rain.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to a beauty contest, they turn it into a talent show.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, gym class was called 'Ancient Fitness'.

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a hat, people mistake her for a lighthouse.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a personalized license plate for her recliner.