Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks by a garbage can, it takes itself out.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, science class was just called 'stuff that happens.'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the wolves thought she was one of them.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her to borrow a dollar, she had to take out a loan.

Yo mama is so short, she models for travel-sized posters.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she goes out on a windy day, she gets mistaken for a flag.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she showers, the water runs away.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for gum, she gave me a piece of paper to chew on.

Yo mama is so short, she high-fives ants.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she wears a hoodie, she looks like a skeleton.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a bar, she orders a 'sitting'.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she went for a swim, the ocean got contaminated.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't have to bend down to tie her shoelaces.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless phone.

Yo mama is so loud, she made Helen Keller flinch.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her two days to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so tall, she plays hopscotch on the skyscrapers.

Yo mama is so flat, when she lays on the beach, people try to draw a chalk outline around her.

Yo mama is so dirty, the cockroaches left her a note saying 'Clean up this place.'

Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she can watch two TV channels at the same time.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she burnt water.