Yo mama's so wrinkled, she looks like a raisin in the sun.

Yo mama's so slow, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama's so weak, she can't even raise her voice.

Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is powdered.

Yo mama's so lazy, she went to a convenience store to buy a microwave.

Yo mama's so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to alphabetize M&M's.

Yo mama's so broke, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for elf on the shelf.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sits in the house and watches the clock.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes swimming in the ocean, she gets mistaken for a lighthouse.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches TV while standing in the express lane at the supermarket.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the knife fight.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to a thrift store, they pay her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she exercises by watching other people work out.

Yo mama is so ugly, the government banned her face for being a hazard.

Yo mama is so sloppy, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't throw out the garbage, she holds a funeral for it.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a hairbrush.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face.