Yo mama is so slow, when she tells time, she uses a calendar.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a moisturizer.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the zoo, she saw a sign that said 'Don't feed the animals' and she waited for them to come to her.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her hair, the water looks like chocolate milk.

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids her chest hair.

Yo mama is so short, she can hang-glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she looks like she's been playing in a cornfield for days.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a bookmark because she's always between the pages.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the beach to rub against people with sunscreen.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Gandalf when he was just a graduate.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brought a spoon to the restaurant for the 'all you can eat' soup.

Yo mama is so old, she watched the sunset on her birthday.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she found out about the pandemic, she changed channels.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to the movies, she sits on the floor.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in, claiming they're just recycling.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips on a wireless signal.

Yo mama is so old, she came out of the Ark with Noah.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, people mistake her for the missing link.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.