Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a weed whacker to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to see a clown, she told him she wanted a job.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, he needs a hedge trimmer.

Yo mama is so old, that when she breastfeeds, powdered milk comes out.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she was a cat, she would lie in the litter box.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a fast refund.

Yo mama is so short, she can do push-ups under the bed.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to McDonald's, she buys one fry and walks out.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gets mistaken for Bigfoot all the time.

Yo mama is so short, she makes cookies on an Easy-Bake Oven.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need a clock, she just waits for her shadow to move.

Yo mama is so hairy, she stars in Donkey Kong games.

Yo mama is so slow, when she went to a race, they turned off the lights.

Yo mama is so old, she walked into a museum and they marked her as exhibit A.

Yo mama is so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a winter blanket on her fan.

Yo mama is so lazy, she injured her butt trying to reach for the remote.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to a buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she played in the sandbox, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she showed up late for her own funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, she makes a sumo wrestler look anorexic.