Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor thought you had a twin.

Yo mama is so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama is so slow, when she is driving, the speed limit passes her.

Yo mama is so short, she's called a limbo champion.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's got a sweatshirt that says 'Nap Queen'.

Yo mama is so lazy, if there was a lazy Olympics, she'd come in fourth just to avoid standing on the podium.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her about the movie 'Inside Out', she thought it was a diet plan.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the restroom was, she handed me a shovel and pointed to the backyard.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Lego minifigures.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses cheat codes in Wii Fit.

Yo mama is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

Yo mama is so fat, her favorite exercise is shaking the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama is so stupid, she asked me what I wanted on my birthday cake, I said 'nothing' and she came back with a candle.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets an X-ray, they find a lost civilization.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Yoda when he was just a cadet.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where she sleeps, she said, 'Anywhere I can find a spot.'

Yo mama is so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her nostrils.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes to the ER, they put up caution tape.

Yo mama is so fat, when she scales a wall, no one plays Fortnite.