Yo mama is so hairy, her armpit hair has its own zip code.

Yo mama is so lazy, that she's a part-time stay-at-home mom.

Yo mama is so tall, she can high-five God.

Yo mama is so short, she broke her leg trying to kick a can.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her on a date to blend in.

Yo mama is so lazy, her idea of a loaded baked potato is a potato with a spoonful of sour cream.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was missing a piece.

Yo mama is so tall, she played hopscotch on a construction site.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't make a sandwich, she orders takeout.

Yo mama is so tall, she played hopscotch with Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for travel brochures.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on a belt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she moved into a two-story house and decided to never go downstairs.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a restaurant, she orders delivery.

Yo mama is so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money.

Yo mama is so mean, she leaves the door open when the Jehovah's Witnesses come by.

Yo mama is so smelly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so corny, when she tells a knock knock joke, she goes to the door and waits.

Yo mama is so bald, when she puts on a turtleneck, she looks like a roll-on deodorant.

Yo mama is so greedy, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so dirty, she washes her body with a stick of dynamite.