Yo mama is so lazy, she goes to the drive-thru in a wheelchair.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless internet connection.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't play hide and seek, she plays hide and nap.

Yo mama is so old, she was Jesus' high school prom date.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went for a haircut, the stylist said 'I'll need a weed whacker.'

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a remote control just to operate her remote control.

Yo mama is so mean, when she goes to Disneyland, she makes the characters wait in line.

Yo mama is so smelly, that skunks avoid her.

Yo mama is so tough, she can play basketball with a watermelon.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a map to find her belly button.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to a restaurant and tripped over a food truck.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to catch the time, she missed.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she thought seaweed was something you put on a garden salad.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she just sweats mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca tells her to shave.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket, people scream 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so slow, she fell asleep with the remote in her hand.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings coupons to the penny arcade.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her how old she was, she said she remembered when rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for miniature trophies.