Yo mama is so ugly, even Slenderman runs away from her.

Yo mama is so cheap, she uses Monopoly money at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to get a haircut, they ask her if she wants a Brazilian wax.

Yo mama is so cheap, she takes free samples at the bank.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Scooby-Doo doesn't want to unmask her.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays Minecraft, it's still in the Stone Age.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-minute workout means changing the TV channel twice.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, she was mistaken for Bigfoot.

Yo mama is so short, when she tried to get high fives, she hit everyone in the knees.

Yo mama is so slow, she thought Instagram was a diet plan.

Yo mama is so cheap, she hangs her clothes out to dry on the neighbor's fence.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a paper airplane.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for spare change, she gave me a paperclip.

Yo mama is so cheap, she tried to return a gift card because it had 'No Cash Value'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't vacuum the house, she blames the dust bunnies for being lazy.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a flashlight and calls it a disco ball.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for Lego boxes.

Yo mama is so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears the doorbell, she orders delivery.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes selfies, the camera breaks.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a penny and calls it a bank statement.