Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's.

Yo mama is so old, she has a picture hanging on the wall of the Grand Canyon when it was just a ditch.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the store, she only bought one single at the checkout.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her how much is 2+2 she replied 'what is 2+2?'

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a poncho, people yell 'Hey, it's a moving tent!'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took a selfie, Bigfoot photobombed it.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase anything but drool.

Yo mama is so short, she can do a front flip over a Cheerio.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears a fur coat, people yell 'I didn't know it was hunting season'.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, other visitors started taking pictures of her.

Yo mama is so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the Harlem Shake was a drink.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a job as a baker, she kneaded the dough with a TV remote.

Yo mama is so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a pink dress, people yell 'Pepto-Bismol!'

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't measure up to a hobbit's kneecap.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined Instagram, the app crashed.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she face-plants in Mario Kart.