Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a red coat, people yell 'Firetruck!'

Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cigarette, she asked me where I got the heat from.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale, it reads 'To be continued...'

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to see the barber, they asked if she wanted a fade or deforestation.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the drive-thru, she asks for the toy menu.

Yo mama is so slow, she turned on the TV to watch the microwave countdown.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and caused a tsunami.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a rash, the doctor prescribed her a bed rest!

Yo mama is so short, when she went to a theme park, she couldn't ride the roller coaster.

Yo mama is so slow, she tried to race a snail.

Yo mama is so ugly, the government banned her selfies for being 'too explicit'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she calls the remote control 'the clicky thing'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has to use a lawn mower to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so short, if she was an Oreo, she would be a mini.

Yo mama is so cheap, she played Candy Crush with real candy.

Yo mama is so loud, when she sleeps, the neighbors have earplugs.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wakes up at bedtime.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't have recess.

Yo mama is so short, she does pull-ups on the curb.