Yo mama is so lazy, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes up, the water jumps out of the bath.

Yo mama is so short, she went hang gliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so old, she breastfeeds like a Dinosaur.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said Spaghetti.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless charger.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so poor, ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she can't even boil water.

Yo mama is so smelly, she made a skunk faint.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, the giraffes laugh at her.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to alphabetize her M&M's.

Yo mama's so short, she uses a ladder to reach the top of her bunk bed.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't go to the bathroom, she makes the bathroom come to her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama's so old, her memories are in black and white.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't chase after the garbage truck, she waits for it to back up.