Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund at the store.

Yo mama's so mean, she has a hieroglyphic tattoo that says 'bite me.'

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't chase the ice cream truck, she waits for it to reverse back.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.

Yo mama's so ugly, at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama's so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school history was called current events.

Yo mama's so small, she uses a Dorito as a hang glider.

Yo mama's so dirty, she makes garbage look clean.

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama's so cheap, she uses coupons on free items.

Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in school.

Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have feet, she has pockets.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't jog, she snoozes.