Yo mama so hairy, Sasquatch took her out on a date.

Yo mama so cheap, she uses both sides of the toilet paper.

Yo mama so short, she skydives on a mattress.

Yo mama so lazy, she puts on socks to slide on hardwood floors.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought Instagram was a weight measuring app.

Yo mama so short, she crawls under the door to get outside.

Yo mama so cheap, she reuses dental floss.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, history was in the making.

Yo mama so short, she poses for keychains.

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her armpits.

Yo mama so lazy, she sends the dog to go fetch the remote.

Yo mama so clumsy, she caught her house on fire with a hot pocket.

Yo mama so short, she does backflips on a post-it note.

Yo mama so hairy, she grooms in the gorilla exhibit at the zoo.

Yo mama so cheap, she watches movies in reverse to save on the ticket price.

Yo mama so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Yo mama so short, she pole vaults over ant hills.

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo mama so lazy, she wears velcro shoes to avoid bending over.

Yo mama so clumsy, she juggles geese on ice skates.

Yo mama so short, she does the limbo under the door frame.