Yo mama so cheap, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping cart.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama so short, she hangs her clothes to dry on toothpicks.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her nose hairs.

Yo mama so lazy, she high fives herself for doing nothing.

Yo mama so clumsy, she started a fire by trying to microwave ice cubes.

Yo mama so short, she parasails on a Dorito chip.

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her eyebrows.

Yo mama so cheap, she waters down the ketchup to make tomato soup.

Yo mama so old, she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so poor, when I walked in her front door, I was in her backyard.

Yo mama so short, she hang glides on a Dorito chip.

Yo mama so hairy, she waxed Bigfoot's back.

Yo mama so lazy, she takes a break during hide and seek.

Yo mama so clumsy, she trips over non-existent lines.

Yo mama so short, she skydives on a postage stamp.

Yo mama so hairy, she flosses with a jump rope.

Yo mama so cheap, she uses a rope as a shoelace.

Yo mama so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama so ugly, when she stares at the sun, it changes its course.

Yo mama so old, she sat next to Jesus in school.