Yo mama so lazy, she fell asleep at the drive-thru.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so ugly, she scares the monsters under the bed.

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped and fell into a coma.

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so stinky, her deodorant is called 'Stay Away'.

Yo mama so cross-eyed, she can see behind her.

Yo mama so small, she does pull-ups on a paper shredder.

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her chin.

Yo mama so hairy, she has to part the hair on her back to see where she's going.

Yo mama so ugly, one direction ran the other way.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for LEGO people.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't watch TV, TV watches her.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, they wouldn't let her touch anything.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she auditioned for Planet of the Apes, they thought she didn't need makeup.

Yo mama is so short, she models for Fisher-Price.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless fence.

Yo mama is so old, she owes Jesus a dollar.