Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they had to cancel all appointments.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a crack in a sidewalk in Minecraft.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, people miss the entire show.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit for Moses.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor was like 'Congratulations, it's a monkey'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless jump rope.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the Museum of Natural History, people thought she was part of the exhibit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks Netflix and chill means taking a nap with ice cream.

Yo mama is so poor, when she found a penny, she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids the hair on her legs.

Yo mama is so old, she used to babysit for the Loch Ness monster.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even exercise good judgment.

Yo mama is so poor, she walks around with one shoe and calls it 'pair'.

Yo mama is so short, she plays tetherball with a basketball.

Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the barber with a frisbee for a haircut.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless extension cord.

Yo mama is so old, she has a framed screenshot of the first-ever YouTube video.

Yo mama is so short, she pole dances under the bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctors said 'Congratulations, it's a rug'.

Yo mama is so old, she used to dine with dinosaurs.