Yo mama is so poor, she cuts coupons from the obituaries.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for pictures as a ventriloquist dummy.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put her two cents in an envelope to make a penny.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to a wig shop, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she does laundry, the washing machine calls for help.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, her yearbook was prehistoric.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears a bikini, people mistake her for Cousin Itt.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes to deck the halls, she brings a vacuum cleaner.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs a marathon, it becomes an ultramarathon.

Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weighs more than I do.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, mythology was just gossip.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for miniature painting classes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she walks by a construction site, they hire her as a scaffolding.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she enters a room, the Roomba refuses to clean.

Yo mama is so slow, she takes a week to watch 24 hours of programming.

Yo mama is so short, when she went skydiving, she landed safely on a LEGO brick.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace shows up to push her back into the ocean.

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids her armpit hair.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got fired from her job as a psychic because she never showed up.