Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama is so pessimistic, when she wears a yellow raincoat, her friends ask if it's a crime scene.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they offered her a volume discount.

Yo mama is so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so dirty, the roaches pay rent to live in her house.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to outrun the zombies, they starved to death.

Yo mama is so annoying, she can make a mute person start a podcast.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already worldwide.

Yo mama is so hairy, she starred in 'Planet of the Apes' without makeup.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless power cord.

Yo mama is so short, she high-fives people's ankles.

Yo mama is so dumb, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the animals pet her.

Yo mama is so short, she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama is so slow, I told her to catch the train, and she said, 'Which one?'

Yo mama is so annoying, she once defeated an answering machine in an argument.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got lost in a roundabout and kept taking the same exit.

Yo mama is so old, when she was born, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her photo for his wallpaper.