Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks Manual Labor is the manager at the IKEA store.

Yo mama is so hairy, she's got afros on her nipples.

Yo mama is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't brush her teeth, she uses a mint-flavored popsicle.

Yo mama is so poor, her front and back doors are the same door.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she bares her legs, Bigfoot is jealous.

Yo mama is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, the menu has one item: the bill.

Yo mama is so annoying, she makes a hornet's nest seem peaceful.

Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so hairy, every time she takes a shower, it's a clogged drain emergency.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even lift a finger to dial a phone number.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the store, they give her the 'check your balance' message.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't snore, she's too busy resting her eyes.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to reach for her dreams.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to catch the bus, it was already tomorrow.

Yo mama is so annoying, she made a Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama is so dirty, her shadow jumped off the wall and took a shower.

Yo mama is so old, when she farted dust came out.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a slice of bread and calls it a yeast infection.