Yo mama is so short, she does the limbo under the couch.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has dreadlocks under her arms.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is in black and white.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a snack, she gave me a fortune cookie without the fortune.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a road trip means changing the traffic light to green.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection gave up.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Instagram was a library.

Yo mama is so short, when she parachutes, she lands on a Lego block.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has more body hair than a bear.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks 'charging' her phone means giving it a pep talk.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she passes by the bathroom, the toilet flushes itself.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a car with no wheels and asked for a tire change.

Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a weed wacker to clear her legs.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate is in Latin.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a nap is a sport.

Yo mama is so ugly, her shadow runs backwards.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.

Yo mama is so poor, when I walked into her house, a rat handed me a leash.

Yo mama is so short, when she plays hopscotch, she goes to the moon and back.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks by the garbage can, the rats throw food at her.