Yo mama's so hairy, she gels her armpit hair.

Yo mama's so old, when she farts, dust comes out like confetti.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a green dress, people yell 'Hey, look at that tree!'.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a straw and calls it a ceiling fan.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a triathlon is a musical instrument.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes a selfie, the phone cracks.

Yo mama's so dumb, she brought a ladder to a spelling bee.

Yo mama's so short, she does the limbo under the couch.

Yo mama's so hairy, she gets mistaken for a bear in the forest.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is a cave drawing.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people think she's a school bus.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her for a bite, she took out a penny.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a treadmill is a fancy rug.

Yo mama's so ugly, even her shadow runs away.

Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so short, she skydives off the porch.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the beach, people call her Cousin It.

Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a nap is a competitive sport.

Yo mama's so ugly, her reflection said 'I quit'.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund for a jar of quarters.

Yo mama's so short, she does handstands under the bed.