Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a marathon is a Netflix binge.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection runs away.

Yo mama's so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so short, she breakdances under the bed.

Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up grocery bags for curtains.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the desert because she heard there was a sand-wich.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so slow, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the hair salon, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so dumb, she studied for a drug test by taking all the samples.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama is so short, she can box with ants.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a drive-thru, she takes the bus.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they had to call for reinforcements.

Yo mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama is so old, when she shouts 'Iceberg!,' people thought she was talking about the Titanic.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, people mistook her for a yeti.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a barbeque because she heard the steaks were high.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for passport photos with a magnifying glass.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she walks through a drive-thru.