Yo mama is so short, she does handstands under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks on the scale, it says 'To be continued...'

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids her nose hair.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even text, she just voice memos.

Yo mama is so mean, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the restroom is, she said 'Just go outside'.

Yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, 'I need your weight not your phone number.'

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like Chewbacca in a tank top.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, all the whales sing 'We Are Family'.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Scooby-Doo wouldn't solve the mystery of her face.

Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama is so short, she can't even get high fives.

Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on a cigarette to put it out, she said 'Hey, who turned off the heat?'

Yo mama is so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't work a day in her life, but she sure knows how to collect that unemployment check.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked into a glass door and said 'Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark'.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she just takes naps.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, pigeons throw bread at her.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take her out.