Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, the barber charges her double.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to share fries with strangers.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a rental car.

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Yo mama is so old, she knew Shakespeare when he was a teenager.

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Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a weed whacker to shave her legs.

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Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like Chewbacca's cousin.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless vacuum.

Yo mama is so old, she knew the Beatles when they were just a cover band.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her if she had change for a dollar, she said 'Change? I'm still waiting for hope'.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she plays hide and seek, nobody bothers to look for her.

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Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and dangle her feet.