Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the lions started a hair salon.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes to the beach, airplanes ask her to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to juggle eggs, the chickens flew away in disgust.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a postal worker.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a corded telephone.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she gives birth, she has the doctor do all the work.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks on the beach, Greenpeace shows up.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a quarter, she handed me a collect call.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy a color TV with Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over imaginary lines.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her Easter eggs.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears 'Last call' at the bar, she thinks it's time to go to bed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the board game Clue was a lecture about colors.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the equator as her belt line.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she wears a mask for Halloween, trick-or-treaters give her candy to go away.

Yo mama is so fat, when she orders a Big Mac, it comes with a side of fries and a salad.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, cobwebs come out.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears 'Take out the trash', she hires a moving company.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a fancy way to play checkers.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she enters a room, the furniture gets nervous.