Yo mama is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays hide and seek, they find her a week later.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald's.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she enters a haunted house, she comes out with a job application.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's on a seafood diet – she sees food and she doesn't eat it.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history class was called current events.

Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a garbage dump look clean.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to cross the road, she missed the bus.

Yo mama is so stinky, she made a skunk spray itself.

Yo mama is so loud, when she whispers, the neighbors call the cops.

Yo mama is so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so rough, she uses sandpaper as a blanket.

Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she plays with telephone poles.

Yo mama is so cheap, she walks around with one shoe and calls it a pair.

Yo mama is so broken, even Waldo found her.

Yo mama is so corny, she sits in the corner shucking jokes.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for crawl spaces.

Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker.