Yo mama is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys milk one cow at a time.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the water level rises.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can hula hoop with a cheerio.

Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't raise a fuss if her life depended on it.

Yo mama is so mean, when she plays Mortal Kombat, she punches the buttons.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so loud, when she talks on the phone, the other person gets a sunburn.

Yo mama is so inconsiderate, she leaves her phone ringer on during a funeral.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she put airbags on her wheelchair.

Yo mama is so uncool, she applauds when the plane lands.

Yo mama is so old, she saw the Great Wall of China be built.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her shadow takes off running.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stole a free sample.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless printer.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they put her in the primate exhibit.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the corner, the traffic light turns red.

Yo mama is so old, she sat in the front row of history class.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for cash.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a type of refund.

Yo mama is so short, she jumps off the sidewalk.