Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the salon, they have to schedule extra time for a wax.

Yo mama is so dirty, she planted a garden and carrots came up wearing hazmat suits.

Yo mama is so slow, she won a turtle race against a snail.

Yo mama is so overweight, she uses a pillow as a kneepad.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over a wireless charger.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings a spoon to the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama is so boring, mosquitoes fall asleep when they bite her.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rainbow.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she put cat food in the blender thinking it was a protein shake.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless internet connection.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase the garbage truck, she waits for it to come back.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she enters a room, she leaves a dust trail behind.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her an hour to watch 60 seconds.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said 'To be continued...'

Yo mama is so mean, she made a happy meal cry.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she took a photo of herself and said, 'Who's this?'

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, the flies on the wall called for takeout.

Yo mama is so loud, she makes thunder jealous.

Yo mama is so gross, she brings a spoon to the toilet.

Yo mama is so broke, when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding dong, the bank is calling.'

Yo mama is so bossy, she could make a mime talk back.