Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a two-mile walk would be too long to drive.

Yo mama is so dirty, the cockroaches left her house to find a cleaner place.

Yo mama is so irresponsible, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she showers, the water jumps out and asks for help.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard a burglar broke in, she ran outside yelling 'Rob the other houses!'

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies in toy stores.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she tells time, she sets her clock back.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to balance her checkbook, she fell over.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes for a walk, people think she's a statue.

Yo mama is so lazy, she only changes the TV channel when the remote is within arm's reach.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tries to juggle, she throws the balls everywhere.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she sat on an iPhone, she created the X button.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner, she handed me a menu.

Yo mama is so short, she does cartwheels under the front door.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got lost in a round room.

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and created Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to pick up her welfare check, she took a cab.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a basketball as a pillow.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time worker at a charity organization.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the library is, she said 'up my sleeve.'

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays the piano, she hits all the wrong keys.