Yo mama is so greedy, when I picked up a penny, she said, 'That's my retirement fund.'

Yo mama is so mean, she has a separate table for the food that tastes bad.

Yo mama so lazy, she brought a spoon to a knife fight.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked and shattered.

Yo mama so dirty, she plants trees in potholes.

Yo mama so lazy, she got a tattoo that says 'This end up'.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked at the sun, it apologized.

Yo mama so hairy, her razor blade got a restraining order.

Yo mama so clumsy, she got stuck in a revolving door.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, they didn't have detention, they had afternoon tea.

Yo mama so lazy, she is a part-time fireman. She only works when she's hot.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow vest, people think she's a school bus.

Yo mama so dirty, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras.

Yo mama so clumsy, when she played Minecraft, she punched a tree to get the wood.

Yo mama so dirty, her language is rated NSFW.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't chase Pokémon, she waits for them to come to her.

Yo mama so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so dirty, she uses mayonnaise as shampoo.

Yo mama so lazy, she thinks a two-story building is too tall.

Yo mama so lazy, her dream job is a professional nap taker.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the ATM, it plays a sad song.