Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca is jealous.

Yo mama is so short, she's on a first-name basis with ants.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for photos with Polly Pocket.

Yo mama is so short, she travels on a shrimp boat.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't just lounge around the house, she runs a marathon.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she trips over her own feet.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally walked into a spinning door.

Yo mama is so short, she takes selfies with Lego people.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she sweats, frying pans are jealous.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally invented a new dance called the Stumble Shuffle.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the park, she brings a remote control for the swings.

Yo mama is so old, when she goes to the museum, they put her on display.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need an alarm clock, she wakes up naturally exhausted.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the devil took one look and said, 'I can't work with that.'

Yo mama is so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, 'I got the power!'

Yo mama is so technologically illiterate, she asked me to help her log into her AM radio.

Yo mama is so smelly, she uses deodorant as air freshener.

Yo mama is so tasteless, she thought Instagram was a new dating app.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waved around a popsicle stick and called it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so forgetful, when I asked her for her phone number, she replied, 'I forgot.'

Yo mama is so dirty, even dirt sees her and says, 'Dude, take a shower.'